The Thought Police:

Ron Weasley

 He is your best friend
Right from day one
When you met on that train after leaving the Dursleys
The fun had begun
.
You'll start a new life now
With Gryffindor
With your best friend right there by your side,he's just like
"Riker" or "Worf"
.
Ron Weasley,Your best friend
You can see,he's there to the end (he's there to the end)
.
Malfoy dissed Hermoine
Called her "Mudblood"
Ron defended her honor with wand all a-blazing,
now he's spitting up slugs!
.
You dealt with those spiders
at home where they lurk
Through it all,Ron was there like the best sidekick since
"Iolaus" met "Herc"!
.
Ron Weasley,(he is)Your best friend
You can see,he's there to the end (he's there to the end)
.
He won't get the girl now
No way,not by far!
Those two holding hands won't detract from the fact that-
Harry's the STAR !
.
Don't pity poor Weasley
'Cause those two are still cool.
Ron Weasley will return in another hit movie-
-'cause he is no fool!
.
(Oh-no,oh-no!)
Ron Weasley ,your best friend
You can see,he's there to the end (he's there to the end)

A dal, amire ez a paródia készült a "Hold me now", a Thompson Twins előadásában.